(bad) Advice

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil Show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of Amarula, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreo's, a pot of coffee, the rest of the Cheesecake, some SaltyCrax and a box of Chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.